005 ; down to business
I've met some... interesting characters so far. Thankfully most of them are friendly. I'd like to help them in their own unique ventures. I wasn't aware there were so many others as confused as the Phantom Thief and I are. Call me strange, but it's somehow comforting.

But I've got too many things on my plate to consider...


Elycia is in Vegas with a seemingly trustworthy man.
Maes is alive and on his way here.
Fullmetal is in London with Envy.
Alphonse is somewhere in my domain with some new homonculus named Pride(?).

I know you are not familiar with some of these people... but... can I ask for your help?


Perhaps the most baffling thing to me at the moment is the newly risen dead. Have we been displaced in some kind of parallel universe where the living and dead can intermingle? Or is my imagination running away with me because I can't think of anything more plausible?

... Psiren appears to have gone missing. That's never good news. I don't want to have to start bailing her out of jail as it's against my morals, but who can refuse a face like that?

I keep forgetting that as much as I'd like to be, I am not Colonel of this place.

How disenchanting.